The Monster and Means

The Monster and Means

Paisley Medlock

Dear diary… nah let's put dear someone. Dear Someone, what is a monster? A toddler would say it’s a scary thing under his bed. While an adult would say it’s just a fictional creature. And according to wikipedia it’s an imaginary creature that is typically large, ugly, and frightening. To be honest, i think that’s quite rude and not true. All of us are cool! Well actually most of us. Nevermind that, I’m Ebu. Ebu Gikhudhah. Don't worry about pronouncing that. And I’m a monster. And I love the internet! What? You didn’t know that we had computers? Well we have phones and laptops too! And yes, we do have sharp teeth and multiple eyes. But save all the questions because I’m going to tell you all about us monsters and what we do. First let’s talk about me. My favorite color? It’s slime green! Favorite food? It’s eyeballs. Just kidding, it’s pizza. “Ebu dinner’s ready!” Oh, that’s my mom. I guess i gotta go already. See ya later!

Sarah Xander